I just realized how fucking disgusting it is that it’s considered healthy and normal for teenage boys to eat everything ever yet teenage girls are obviously also growing but are fucking dieting all the time and shamed for eating while they’re growingShit
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I'm also a big fan of snarky one-liners, and I'll occasionally get up close and personal if I feel like it. Peace out, yo. ♥
when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”
When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.
college in a nutshell
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
the other version
yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day
i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying
my essay isn’t done but i sure am
this gif of buff chris evans having to pretend like he can’t do a push-up is so important to me.